A spectacularly shite day
I’ve spent the greater part of the day suffering Bulletin Board Tech Hell, enduring so much fucking hideous 1980s ‘on hold’ music that I may as well grow a matching mullet, strap on some padded shoulders, roll up my suit jacket sleeves and start waving a lighter along to a Bon Jovi ‘power ballad’.
And the amount of money I’ve wasted being kept on hold, I may as well flown out to Germany and rebooted the fucking server myself.