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OFFLINE is urban75's FREE club night in Brixton and central London (and occasionally New York), offering a lively and eclectic bill of great bands, DJs, performers, poets, stand up, acoustic acts and more.
We've put on award winning acts like ROB NEWMAN (Newman & Baddiel), STEWART LEE, RICHARD HERRING ('Lee & Herring'), ROBIN INCE, JOSIE LONG, SHAZIA MIRZA, , HOWARD MARKS, SIMON DONALD (Viz), new wave star TOM ROBINSON (TRB), JIM BOB (Carter USM), DARREN HAYMAN (Hefner), TV SMITH (the Adverts) and more - all playing for just two lovely beers! »More...
REVIEWS: "It's always a roadblock - it's that good! " TIME OUT
"Like someone's friendly house party, opened up for the general public....Entertaining, friendly, and free." Londonist
"A terrific night of fun." Richard Herring
"A f*cking brilliant night" Larry Love (Alabama3)
"So much fun" Josie Long
"An eclectic mix of cabaret & live music...Pick of the Week!" GUARDIAN
"So successful it hurts... Just go!" TIME OUT
OFFLINE CLUB PHOTOS & LISTINGS
See photos, band listings and line-ups from all our club events in London and NYC.
FEATURED NIGHTS: Josie Long at JAMM - Stewart Lee at JAMM - Crystal Palace Party - St Patrick's, Brixton - Rob Newman at JAMM - Richard Herring at JAMM
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Fri 1st AUGUST A GOOD OL' FASHIONED VARIETY NIGHT KNEES UP!
9pm - late. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
FREE ADMISSION! CHEAP BAR!
Map and venue info
RAISE YOUR SKIRTS, CLINK YOUR BEERS AND GIVE IT THE OLD ONE-TWO ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
We've managed to persuade the fantastic David Goo and the full ensemble of his sensational Variety Band down to Brixton for an extra special night at the Albert, backed by the wild skiffle knees-up of Corporal Machine and the Bombers, a six piece cockney folk punk band from Essex famously described as sounding like "Chas'n'Dave on Acid."
LIVE ON STAGE: DAVID GOO VARIETY BAND
Fresh from a sell out gig at the prestigious Bush Hall in Shepherd's Bush, we're delighted to have the incredible David Goo and friends at the Albert.
"Funloving, upbeat music about the everyday life of a psychotic mind."
"David Goo writes songs about bugs, hairy men, hotels, Bon-Bon Jovi amoungst other things... Be prepared for surrealism and sing-a-long from one of the most entertaining musicians on the circuit." Tastebuds TV
"Has achieved cult status" The London Paper
CORPORAL MACHINE AND THE BOMBERS
Expect onstage chaos with the Bombers' tuba-parping euphonic skiffle-punk mixing up Madness, Chas'n'Dave and Jeffrey Lewis.
PLUS DJs CALORE
We'll also have a full crew of hard-drinking Offline regulars Editor (urban75), Sim Kard Suzi, Dansette 45 (Modtown Rockers) and more laying down a floor filling, fun packed selection of rock'n'roll, new wave, punk, big band. garage rock and more, rocking on till the early hours.
PLUS SCREENINGS:
Videos, festival footage, New York street photography slideshow and more.
» See club photos
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Sat 2nd AUGUST BRIXTON GOES WILD!
9pm - late. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
FREE ADMISSION! CHEAP BAR!
Map and venue info
We've got a fearsome night of quiff-shiverin' rockabilly, big band blockbusters, rambunctious rock'n'roll rattlers and bogroll-despatchin' punk-rock metal, with two fantastic bands, a ton of top DJs, rock'n'roll videos and an overflowing moshpit of beered up joy.
LIVE ON STAGE: HACKSAW
BBC Bristol faves and official ball sponsors for Bath City vs Cheltenham, Hacksaw's combination of flying bog rolls and drink-fuelled, high energy songs made them an Offline sensation last year.
Expect an earful of noise, a faceful of Andrex's finest and big smiles from a band described as "daft as a bag of gibbons."
"Continuing in the comedic punk rock traditions of Wat Tyler/WWT/Oizone/Electro Hippies et al, Hacksaw are worthy of great respect and idolisation from The Masses" METAL HAMMER
EVIL GENIUS
Described as a "musical mix of Nick Cave channelling The Cramps" and a "Jagger-fronted Bad Seeds" the "charmingly demonic" Evil Genius should set the dance floor alight with their rip-roaring roackabilly mash ups.
"unhinged neo-rockabilly, rather like Billy Childish squaring up for military parade with The Birthday Party. Encore!"
- Music Week
PLUS DJs CALORE
We'll also have a full crew of hard-drinking Offline regulars Editor (urban75), Sim Kard Suzi, Dansette 45 (Modtown Rockers) and more laying down a floor filling, fun packed selection of rock'n'roll, new wave, punk, big band. garage rock and more, rocking on till the early hours.
PLUS SCREENINGS:
Videos, festival footage, New York street photography slideshow and more.
» See club photos
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Sat 16th AUGUST LIVE MUSIC SPECIAL
9pm - late. Prince Albert, 418 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton SW9 8LF.
Tel: 020 7274 3771
Transport: 2 mins from Brixton tube/BR/buses.
FREE ADMISSION! CHEAP BAR!
Map and venue info
Check out another fabulous LIVE MUSIC SPECIAL with bands, DJs, videos, slideshows and more - and as ever, it's all for FREE!
LIVE ON STAGE:
DATES
Featuring Bob Grover, front man from legendary Brighton outfit, THE PIRANHAS, this lively new band serve up a witty collection of quirky tunes about the things that really matter in life: religion, shoplifting, reality Tv, missed opportunity, mobile phones, unconditional love and dodgy neighbours.
"...a band and a sound that is the result of squeezing a couple of generations of genius into a small town and combining with a potent cocktail of beer, salt and attitude. Absolutely 100% essence of Brighton." GrassRoots
"Quirky chroniclers of modern day life....really funny, twisted lyrics delivered with deadpan elan by former Piranha Bob Grover" BrightonLiveSpace
PLUS A PHALANX OF PLATTER PROFESSORS
We'll also have a full crew of hard-drinking Offline regulars Editor (urban75), Nipsla, Sim Kard Suzi, Dansette 45 (Modtown Rockers) and Bluestreak laying down a floor filling, fun packed selection of rock'n'roll, new wave, punk, big band. garage rock and more, rocking on till the early hours.
PLUS CRAFT CORNER!
Glitters, Sparkles and messy fun for all you big kids!
PLUS SCREENINGS:
Videos, festival footage, New York street photography slideshow and more.
» See club photos
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Thurs 11th SEPT: OFFLINE JAMM
8.30pm-2am. 261, Brixton Rd, Brixton, London SW9 6LH.
Tel: 020 7274 5537
Nearest tubes: Brixton, Oval, Stockwell
FREE ADMISSION!
Map
JAMM website
We're packing in another outrageously diverse selection of fantastic acts plus a full line up of cabaret, poetry, craft club and comedy - and all for FREE!
HOOLIGAN NIGHT
Apocalyptic mix of a punked-out showgirl in acid-bright colours, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, red-blooded Rock n Roll and earth-shattering bass lines, with all star line up including members of Alabama 3 and Stereo MC's.
"All-Star Electro Rockers" Time Out
"Street sassy burlesque bete-noir, mixing psychedelic punk and a contemporary electro skank" Soft Secrets Magazine
"outrageously infectious, genre-bending bass-driven beats held together by killer hooks and Ruby’s unmistakable vocal style... weaving vivid tales of the sleazy side of city life, strange love, urban Voodoo, dances with Drag Queens and dream-like trips of the imagination."
THE LANI SINGERS
"Songs of freedom from West Papua" Hailing from the remote central highland region of West Papua, the Lani Singers perform traditional West Papuan music, with songs rooted in the sacred rituals of the Lani tribes people.
"wonderfully uplifting: joyous South-Sea harmonies sung over lilting chords" TheSmith
"These are their songs of freedom. Merdeka! Freedom!"
SEVERED LIMB
The amazing Essex Skiffle kids!
Plus: CABARET HOUR WITH VIC LAMBRUSCO
'Abrasive political comedy' - Time Out
Comic piquancy - Independent
With a full line up of comedians, wags, poets and wordsmiths including:
JESSICA DELFINO & DIRTY FOLK ROCK The welcome return of New York's outrageous guitar-packing comedian/musician.
"Best Potty-Mouthed, Guitar-Slinging Comedian...The Lower East Side's folkie queen of obscene" The Village Voice, NYC
"A comedy rock star. . . brilliant" - ComedyCentral.com
"Jessica Delfino is a comedian-songwriter who can warble with the earnestness of a folksinger while elucidating the finer points of oral sex." - The Onion
"...smart, socially aware comedy." The Huffington Post
"hilariously funny" vox.com
"Stellar"" NY Times
PLUS CRAFT CORNER!
Glitters, Sparkles and messy fun for all you big kids!
and A TON o'TOP DJS!
Including Editor, Sim Kard Suzi (Offline), Dansette45 (Modtown Rockers) and Bluestreak (Beyond Fathomability) playing floor-filling ska, punk, indie, big band, 50s classics and dance.
Doors open 8.30pm, Cabaret starts at 9pm, Bands onstage 10pm, DJs till 2am. FREE all night!
Please get there early as it's going to be rammed!
» See photos from previous club nights
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